Bravo's Real Housewives series keeps getting more and more over the top as they add city after city, but New Jersey looks to be the most dramatic of all so far. Many of the husbands work in "construction" and there are also proven mob ties to a couple of the featured families which have been coming out. The promo constantly running on Bravo has one of the wives declaring that her family are "thick as thieves", and in the preview special one of the husbands uses the word 'fuhgettaboutit" - further reinforcing the Sopranos feel of the coming season. The new wives include:
Teresa:
Married to Joe, who owns a construction business and is an "ass man" whom she finds "delicious and juicy." She is considering getting some "bubbies" to fill out her flat chest and enjoys dressing her three daughters alike.
Dina:
A single mother who married well the second time and has an event planning business, she is the younger sister of fellow wife Caroline. Her daughter, Lexi, is glad that she doesn't have a "fat and old" mom and asks if her nanny can refer to her as "Your Majesty."
Caroline:
She and her sister Dina are married to brothers. Of her three kids, two work for her husband, who owns an event venue in New Jersey (though one hopes to own car washes and strips clubs in the future), and the third is in law school. Her husband loves to "spoil the shit" out of her.
Jacqueline:
A New Jersey transplant from Las Vegas, she is married to Caroline and Dina's brother, Chris. Jacqueline and Chris are now expecting their second child together after a struggle conceiving, and Jacqueline also has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage. She seems to be the sweetest of the wives, although she does refer to New Jersey as the "armpit of the country."
Danielle:
Looks to be the most entertaining wife, single mother Danielle claims that her ex-husband was the twentieth man to propose to her and that she got her black American Express card "before Madonna did", although she is now broke until she gets her expected settlement. If that doesn't come soon, she is determined to find a man to provide for her and her two daughters, looking online and finding such gems as a man who goes by "Gucci Model" and is great at phone sex.
Sources: http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/04/14/new-jersey-housewives-jacqueline-laurita-is-pregnant/
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